Can't think of a title....

Ok so I wrote two posts yesterday and I was thinking maybe that let's me off today? But then this thing happened this morning that I want to tell you about coz it freaked the heck outta me 0.e
Ok so every night my cat goes out and gets shut out for the whole night until I wake up to let her back in.... But this morning I was sound asleep and suddenly I am woken by a small animal jumping on my bed and it's my cat. I did not wake up and let her in, my window is still firmly shut so no one else let her in. Sometimes she jumps in through my brothers window but him opening my door usually wakes me up and I can't imagine him opening his window this early in the morning because its cold outside.
So my question to my cat (Wanda) is: HOW THE F*CK DID YOU GET IN HERE?! 'Scuse the french :) And another thing! Why do we say that? "'scuse my french?" it's not french! 'Merde' or That one I can't spell... But I know it's rude! That's French! Look I know theres jokes that the English don't like the French (and vice versa may I add) but I think that's cause we're so close. Like siblings bickering. I know that Wellington guy wouldn't agree but who cares? He's dead :P he's not gunna read my blog and tell me 'Scr*w you! I hate the French!' know is he? And look, France, I know we've had our differences and there are times I will use you as a punch line to a joke or laugh at someone else's but I bet so do you, all the time, no hard feelings 'kay? Coz I love your bread (nothing else just the bread, I don't approve of eating snails or frogs or whatever else you eat over there... I think it's gross, but hey! That's just me, my dad loves it ^.^);D
TTFN x